Deception
Deception

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 163 USERS: B
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An Aching Kind Of Growing

When she's done with her (beautiful, by the way; Lynchian) flashback, Frank tells Audrey to pull it the fuck together, but she seems awfully steadfast in her dedication to falling entirely apart. I will take back everything I ever said about Audrey if this turns out to be her fault and she just now figured that out. What a great story this could be!

ATTY AT LAW

Robert: "Look, people die in drug trials all the time. What is the big deal?"
Lawyer: "These documents are a big deal. Offshore accounts from this shell company..."
Robert: "I have never heard of that company, by the way."
Lawyer: "This is a billion-dollar class action shareholder lawsuit, regardless."
Sofia: "Uh, that's why we have a billion-dollar insurance policy."
Lawyer: "Not if Robert acted illegally. You could even be personally liable."
Sofia: "Wait, we could be poor? That makes me have a thousand accents at once."

JULIAN

Audrey: "The important thing is that you're a good person."
Julian: "Am I though?"
Audrey: "Not the person to ask, admittedly."
Julian: "I've been calling every test site to ask them about this, and they all have no idea about what is going on and I feel like a jerk and..."
Audrey: "Maybe just don't worry about it?"
Julian: "Yeah, because your boss is now going to market uncontested."
Audrey: "Julian, I care about you! Not my job, or how I have been out to ruin your business this entire time secretly. When I say don't feel guilty, maybe it's not because I'm a monster, maybe it's because those people are pretend."
Julian: "I'm going to do whatever I can. Whatever I can do, to make this entirely about me."

JOANNA

Still runnin' around. Eventually she gets nicked, and has to stab the guy in his Russian throat. It's pretty intense. She wakes up in the hospital with horrible Will judging her as she sleeps.

Will, verbatim: "What kind of man would give a woman a half-million cash, and then send her out to go do some kind of shady errand?"
Joanna: "Not to mention what a bad driver I am, as all women are."
Will: "Exactly! Those kind of sums are too important to give a woman."
Joanna: "Do you think Robert will accept that excuse?"
Will: "If he hates women half as much as I -- and you, and this show -- do."

Deception

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