Edward: "Why Mia. And why the fuck are you here, Joanna? Is there no tragedy whose jock you can't climb aboard?"
Joanna: "I'm here for Mia? My best friend's sister-daughter? And also why are you here?"
Edward: "Shut up, dummy. Mia, does Dad know you're here?"
Joanna: "You mean Grandpa, Uncle Eddie?"
Edward: "Come on, you're my baby sister. Don't fuck it up with antediluvian ideas about what gives family meaning. I'm sorry about your identity crisis, but honestly, you destroyed cotillion for an entire years' worth of debutantes and then shacked up with a Motorcycle. I've seen that dude, he's hot on like a gay-guy level. What more recompense could you possibly need?"

MEANWHILE, SOFIA

Meanwhile, Sofia is smoking a cigarette out the kitchen vent, which I don't know if that even works but it definitely gives you some insight into her humble beginnings, because only poor people smoke on TV or in movies. She's having a time, and it's only getting worse.

Wyatt: "Hey it's me, Stanton Parish from the canceled Syfy Original Series Alphas, which like all Syfy Original Series was pretty darn good. I'm calling from prison."
Sofia: "Well, it's very nice to hear from you! Did you get all that money I gave to that heroin person in Harlem to give you?"
Wyatt: "Yes, and it has pacified the Latin Kings. For now. So don't you worry."
Sofia: "Well, good. You're very sweet to comfort me. I wish that you were dead, but maybe also I love you."
Wyatt: "Did Teo mention that my parole hearing has been moved up?"
Sofia: "Yes, I screamed at him at length about it. Good luck with that!"

FLASHBACK!

One time Sofia stabbed an entire family to death, because she is incredible. And also presumably because Wyatt has a certain bad-boy charisma. Either way, he took the fall. For that time Sofia accidentally went on a murder spree.