Joanna: "Are you going to bitch at me for telling Ben Preswick I'm working undercover? The one thing people shouldn't do when they are working undercover?"
Will: "I have a whole list of things to bitch at you about. That is merely one."
Joanna: "It seems pretty clear that Edward killed his sister. And is also very rude."
Will: "Counter to all evidence, I am still very sure that Julian killed his sister. Mainly because you are a whore."
Joanna: "Please, please forgive me for existing! Without your approval I am nothing!"
Ken Leung: "Could you guys quit sucking? It's making me look bad."
Joanna: "You mean people in the office aren't totally fascinated by a love triangle between the three least compelling people on this entire show?"
Will: "He's right. You really need to act more mature."
Joanna: "I know, I'm just a silly dumb whore. God, Joanna! Quit fucking up, Joanna!"
Will: "Hey, don't beat yourself up. Wait for me to do it -- emotionally. Now, let's arrange a complicated mission where it takes three guys and a variety of subterfuges in order for you to look for a file on a computer."
Joanna: "That sounds really hard!"
Will: "Ben Preswick and I will remain in constant radio contact throughout."
Edward: "I allowed myself like one moment to be happy I'm out of my coma, and now it's back to dourly hating everything. Especially you."
Samantha: "I'm just glad this is one of those episodes where we're married. Hey, are you coming to Cotillion tonight? Lots of young girls there to rape and murder, I shouldn't wonder. Oh, and I forgot to tell you this until just now, but the guy who stole your car used your ID to get into Bowers Pharmaceuticals and download certain payoff spreadsheets from the offline accounting mainframe."
Edward: "Ben Preswick? Do the police still have him in custody? Turn this Escalade around! Take me to the IT department of my family's company! I need to check our mainframe for spreadsheets!"
Instead of doing that, Samantha throws the keys out of the window. They are stopped on a two-lane bridge, meaning she has just created like five problems for no reason.