Edward: "Hey, everybody! It's me, Edward Bowers, rapist and strangler and safehouse-owner! Just here to yell at everybody and act super crazy, so people will stop thinking I'm crazy!"
Joanna: (Ducks out of sight just in the nick of time -- the only thing she has ever done to protect her undercover identity.)
Will: "Edward, why are you here right now?"
Edward: "Ben Preswick is here, I can feel his presence in this building."
Will: "Ben Preswick? Who is that? The person we chased around town in over 40% of last week's episode? That Ben Preswick? Or another Ben Preswick."
Edward: "They are all the same Ben Preswick!"
Will: "Or are they?"

Random Lady: "Sir? Nichole Frishette is here to see you."
Will, snarling, horrible as usual: "Of course she is. Take me to her."

Edward: "Hot dog vendor, I will give you a cool thou to call me when Ben Preswick appears."
Hot Dog Vendor: "The Ben Preswick?"

Nichole: "Hey Will, out of the blue I've started wondering what happened to Remy Colville."
Will: "Who?"
Nichole: "That paparazzo whose notebooks I have, whose investigation into the Bowers family caused his death. Like mine is surely about to do."
Will: "I really don't have time for anybody not named Ben Preswick right now."
Nichole: "Do you have time for Mia Bowers is Vivian's daughter?"
Will: "How do you know that?"
Nichole: "It is because of blogging! And now Robert is going to kill me!"
Will: "Just drop this, Nichole. As your friend and an FBI agent, I'm confirming your story and telling you to drop it. Why, you could get killed or even fired!"
Nichole: "Check and check."

Joanna: "Why was Edward here?"
Will: "Ben Preswick!"
Joanna: "Ben Preswick?"
Will: "Ben Preswick."
Joanna: "Okay I'm going to cotillion now."

Joanna: "Will, I just want you to know that Julian is going to be there, and I had sex with him as a teenager. And I am sorry."
Will: "I know. You keep saying that. But an apology doesn't mean anything unless you change your behavior. And last time I checked, you still had sex with Julian Bowers as a teenager. Apology not accepted."