Frank: "Fine, jeez. Just stop making that fuckin' face at me."
Audrey: "I told you this is just my face."
Julian: "Hey, want to go on a date?"
Audrey: "Could you come by? I need to talk to you about some fast-moving topics."
Julian: "Sure. I won't be wearing a wire so if you want to talk about any murders you've arranged, I'd be cool with that."
Julian: "I wanna strangle that lying bitch."
Will: "Hey, nobody enjoys the idea of violence against women more than me. Literally, nobody on this planet. But you can just content yourself with the thought that buying assassinations is a capital offense. One day we might both get to watch a woman die right in front of us. Lying bitches."
Julian: "I feel really close to you right now."
Will: "Same here. The only thing I hate more than not being able to control women sexually is women, period."
MOTHER/DAUGHTER DRINKING LUNCHEON
Sofia: "You have eighty-seven different reasons to be crazy, my darling. Let's pick one and chat about it while Mommy gets very drunk. Possibly why you are dressed like it is Halloween, or you are a member of the Holograms."
Mia: "Okay, can we talk about Viv..."
(Wyatt appears like a jailbird ghost and Sofia cuts her off immediately.)
Sofia: "-- That's very interesting, honey, but I have to pee."
Sofia: "Wyatt, what are you doing here in this men's bathroom of this classy place?"
Wyatt: "Fucking you violently from behind, apparently, without much prelude."
Sofia: "I am much too classy to act like there's a downside here. Consider this consent enthusiastic."
TEN MINUTES LATER
Can we just call it? I want to say that MVP of the entire show was a dead heat between Sofia and Edward, but come on. We both knew, you and I. Sofia just plain wanted it more. She has been in it to win it since day one.
Sofia: "Showtime, Synergy... wait, where's Mia? She must have walked off while I was getting rawdogged in the men's room. I bet that little twerp stuck me with the check, too. So selfish."
JUST CHATTIN' WITH SAM
Samantha: "A lot of crap went down once I moved to Cali, huh?"
Edward: "Yeah, pretty much everything. But thanks for calling at this very moment my personal hitman has decided to start following me around again. I am completely unaware of his presence."