Samantha: "Okay, well, you sound super-duper crazed, so I'm coming for a quick visit."
Edward: "I am absolutely going to pull the entire bookcase over on top of myself today, that's true. But you can pick up the pieces from there, don't worry about it."
Samantha: "Tabled. For now. I mean, what's the worst that could happen? I show up to your house unannounced and get my ass murdered?"
Joanna: "You know how you fired me from this whole thing a minute ago?"
Will: "Like either of us were even going to take that seriously. Listen, Audrey Cruz killed everybody and we can prove it."
Joanna: "Please just let me be in on this. I hate how I'm never doing anything on this show that is supposedly about me."
Will: "It's a little eleventh-hour to be suddenly demanding agency for yourself. How about I ask Audrey all of these things when we arrest her in a few minutes? Like how things always work?"
Joanna: "Why would I possibly cosign that, when there's tons of complicating shit I can pull? We're only a quarter through the episode."
A NO-TELL MOTEL OWNED & OPERATED BY AN AMAZING SASQUATCH WITH NO FACE OR POSSIBLY LINDSAY LOHAN
Squatchmo: "Man, everybody always wants to come check out this room where Vivian Bowers died. I think it's weird, but whatever. Some people would say a faceless sasquatch owning a motel is weird. And those people can go screw."
Mia lays down on the bed immediately to talk to her sister-mother's ghost and it's so super sweet. Their legs were tangled up like you can only do with somebody like that, holding hands and giggling and just being perfect.
Vivian: "You know I love you, right?"
Mia: "Dude, sobriety makes you act so queer, I love it."
Mia: "I get it from you. Both because you are my big sister and role model, and possibly because half of my genetic material comes from you."
A random interrupts, looking like Linkin Park on a bender. Guess what, anybody who ever knocks on a motel door is a rapist. If you are not yourself a drug dealer and somebody knocks on your motel room door, call the police and tell them a rapist is staying at your motel and could they come and get him, because that is what is going on. Guaranteed. There is no Plan B. That is the only Plan.
Mia: "At this party, will there be drugs and tons of rapists?"