Denouements: Hart congratulates Malcolm on the case. Malcolm was worried that Hart would be disappointed they didn't go for the money. "There are more important things than money," Hart says. Like a full head of luxuriant silver hair, for starters. Doug ended up with five years probation, drug counseling, and community service. The bottom line is he doesn't have to do time in jail and he gets to stay with his son. Dylan shows up in Susan's office with an offering of burgers. He hems and haws and then tells her that he's going to have to talk about the affair. "I want to do the right thing, but I don't want to say anything that would hurt you." I guess he's worried because Cliff lied to Susan about being the one who broke things off with Katie. Susan says not to spare her feelings. She's a big girl and he's an excellent attorney. Beth meets Liam for drinks. They chat about Beth's case. Hannah's boyfriend broke up with her because he couldn't take being the butt of jokes around school. "Sounds like a rat," Liam says. Beth scoffs and wonders how Liam would react if people suddenly started saying she was a man. Liam says he'd still be interested. "You'd still be you." Aw. They hold hands, which evolves cutely into a thumb war. The end.

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