That's right, the end of this absolutely terrible episode! Well, and the secret of Paul and Derek, which Felicia can't wait to hear about and which causes her to heap loads of desperately wished-for approval on her daughter's creepy little head.
"But first, Beth: Does he like to put it in your butt?"
Next week: Bob and Lee take up snorkeling lessons, Susan glues toxic grass to a lesbian couple's wall in a Trading Spaces debacle for the ages, Bree finally dies from all the sex she shouldn't be having, Keith doesn't even notice that she's cold and dead, Lynette snips the brakes in Renee's car but we learn that dying only makes her stronger, Gabrielle skins Juanita to make a sun dress for Grace, and Tom Scavo has THREE BEERS.
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