In the other room, Susan pretends to drop an earring, and says she just got them today. She pretends to find it, and then says that would have been $3,000 out the window. He asks her if she bought $3,000 earrings and she says of course not; Mike did. He's so generous now that they're loaded again. She tells Carlos she's never noticed how veiny his forehead is before. Get it? Because he's angry. And only getting angrier. Mike and Carlos confront each other by the door. Mike's all friendly, saying they have a bit of a problem. Carlos is like, "No kidding," and Mike wonders if Gaby told him. Carlos says no, he heard it all from Susan. Mike's not surprised the way those two talk, but at least it's not true. Carlos tells him it's true and they both know it. Mike: "It is?" Carlos tells him not to act surprised, and then says he never should have written that check. Mike, the dumbest person in the world, asks him if he paid for it. "Ew."
The women walk in then, just in time to interrupt before the guys figure out they're talking about different things. When Carlos sits down, Susan sticks her boobs in his face as she offers him food, saying she has two nice big meatballs for him. He says he's fine. Gaby says she saw him leering at Susan's breasts, and Susan asks Gaby to leave Carlos alone. Gaby: "Oh my God! It's you." She says Susan's the one having the affair with Carlos, which makes sense with all the phone calls to this house. He asks if she looked at his phone, and she's like, "Yes, and thank God I did." She turns to Susan: "Whore!" Carlos asks if Gaby's lost her mind; he's not having an affair with Susan. He asks Mike if he believes him, and he says he guesses, but why is Carlos calling over here all the time. Carlos says he isn't, and asks Susan to confirm it for him. She says, "Forget it, Carlos. We might as well confess." Carlos: "Confess WHAT?!" Susan tells Mike that he wouldn't take her money, and she always knew Carlos had a thing for her, so she told him she'd sleep with him if he would loan Mike money. Gaby fake-gasps, and Mike gets up to fight Carlos. Carlos says he didn't touch her, but only loaned the money to a friend, who screwed him over by buying a piano. Mike repeats the piano was an inheritance, so Carlos asks about the earrings. Mike asks her if she bought diamond earrings, and she says, "Oh, yeah, with the $50,000 you borrowed from Carlos." The guys figure out they've been had. Susan asks Mike if he feels betrayed and humiliated, because she only did this to show him what it feels like when the person who's supposed to love you the most lies to you. Gaby says she just did it because she wants a ski chalet.