MAVO's back, talking about mysterious men. First, Patrick. "They make promises they have no intention of keeping." Then Sam. "They tell lies to get what they want." Eddie. "They may be more dangerous than they seem." Cut to Susan. "Yes, our mothers told us we cannot trust the men we don't know." She turns to Mike. "And those we do know? Well, we can't always trust them either."

Next week: Announcer guy says words like revenge, money, betrayal, power, sex and blackmail. Patrick points a gun and we hear a gunshot. Gaby calls someone a liar. Lynette says there's no way her son hurt that girl. The announcer says there are no words to describe the danger coming to Wisteria Lane. Susan's voice: "Oh my God." Patrick grabs Angie. Bree tells someone (presumably Sam) to get out.

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DeAnn, a writer and editor in Portland, Oregon, likes that almost everyone has a big, mysterious storyline as we approach the finale. You can contact her at twopmodmars@gmail.com.