Desperate Housewives

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DeAnn Welker: A- | 1253 USERS: C+
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The Most Shocking Episode Ever

Carlos arrives home late, still on the phone with Lucy, who's scheduled a meeting for 7 a.m. He puts up a little fight, but says he'll see her there. Gaby's in the closet in a shiny robe. When he asks why she's awake, she says seductively that she couldn't sleep, since she was a little hot. She strips off the robe to reveal a sexy teddy. She tells him he looks a little warm himself. She pushes him on the bed and jumps on him. He tells her he thought they were waiting until the weekend, and he's tired. She says it's not her problem, but he points out that if big Carlos is tired, that rules out little Carlos, too. Gaby tells both Carloses that they're putting out. She starts kissing him, but he flips her over, telling her he's awake now and he'd like to spice it up. He ties her to the bed frame and then leaves her there so he can go to another room and get some sleep. Seriously? That is grounds for divorce.

Susan's once again collecting her students' artwork. She compliments them all, and then sees Evan walking toward her. He sets down a painting of a house. She's pleasantly surprised and tells him how pretty it is. He says it's not his. Annie asked him to bring hers up. His is under Annie's. It's a man stabbing a woman, who's bleeding. Susan looks shocked and Evan just smiles sweetly at her.

Edie's finally putting the paper in the fax machine, as Katherine and Mike are heading on their hike the next morning. So, we are supposed to believe she went shopping the next morning, had some drinks and waited another day to do this? Whatever. Anyway, they head out for their hike as Creepy Dave pretends to sleep. Then he jumps up, gets his gun and takes off running through the woods. Edie's fax arrives and she sees Mike's photo. Creepy Dave plants himself behind a tree, with a clear shot of Katherine, as she and Mike hike. His phone beeps as he's about to shoot, and the gun fires. He hits a tree right by Katherine. Mike and Katherine take off, and Creepy Dave reads his text from Edie, which says she knows everything, and to come home now. Creepy Dave finds Mike and Katherine and pretends he came out because he heard the gunshot, which sounded like a hunting rifle. Katherine would just like to leave, please. Mike apologizes to Creepy Dave, who's also sorry. But not for, you know, trying to shoot Katherine. But for not managing to kill her, or even hit her. Damn wives and their texting!

Desperate Housewives

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