Comaragaritaville. Edie is there to steal back her CD player. She grabs a chocolate out of a box sitting by Mike's bed. Who gives coma patients chocolates? Or is that some kind of rousing aromatherapy they're using now? Edie slips the stereo into an empty leopard-print bag she brought along just for this purpose -- smart! -- and then turns to leave. "I hope you feel better soon," she tells Mike, her mouth stuffed with chocolate. Ha! Just as she clears the door, she turns back, a smutty light bulb going off in her smutty mind. Edie comes back to the bed and, after pausing to lick the chocolate off her fingers (triple ha!), she lifts up his bed sheets for a peek at his twig and berries. "Damn!" she says. "And that's with the coma!" Mike, it seems, has a huge penis. Edie sighs, and then grabs the entire box of chocolates and heads out to leave. But again, she turns back. And her eyes, they bug out of her head.
And roll out the MAVO! This week's parting theme? Baggage. And how great it is "if we can travel with someone who can help lighten the load." We see Tom straining to lift his bags out of the car, and then straightening up in pain. Lynette circles back and lifts his bags for him.
Andrew walks up to the Van de Kamp manse. After a moment's hesitation, he knocks. MAVO observes that sometimes "it's easier to just drop what we've been carrying." Bree opens the door. Surprise!
Gabby's home from her spa and luggage ride, and she is saddened by the emptiness of her empty house. MAVO, with unaccustomed literalness: "Assuming, of course, there will be someone there to greet us when we arrive."
Susan lies awake, post-coitally tangled up in Ian's arms, and looks wistful. Because she's sad about what she's just done to Mike? Because she's disappointed with the sexing of an almost-virgin? MAVO: "Why do we clutch at the this baggage, even when we're desperate to move on?"
Edie leans in for a closer look at Mike. MAVO: "Because we all know that there's a chance we might let go too soon." The camera pans over to Mike. And his eyes, they are OPEN!
Up next: Edie tells Mike that Susan's been treating him like "dirt"!