Solis house. Gabrielle moons over her rose. Someone honks outside, and she runs out to see Carlos, with a fancy new car, all for her. As she squeals, he runs through the car's specs, noting that it has GPS. I presume that will come into play later, so take note. Carlos looks quite pleased with himself, and Gabrielle seems pleasantly surprised by her new toy. "So, did I take your breath away?" he asks. Gabrielle says that he did. "Is it the best gift you've ever gotten?" he asks. Gabrielle turns away and is clearly thinking of her Single Perfect Rose. MAVO announces that the car meant a lot to Carlos, so Gabrielle lied to him. Which is something I could tell from looking at Eva Longoria's face. So. Yeah. Narration overkill. Er, so to speak. Gabrielle leaps into Carlos's waiting arms as Miguel watches sadly from across the street, mournfully stroking his rake.
Elsewhere on Wisteria Lane, Susan arrives at Mike's house, all hair and boobies. She has yet another run in with Bongo the High-Strung (Police?) Dog, but is eventually rescued by Mike. Susan giggles that she thought she'd come over and help Mike set up and that's when Edie, clad in a halter top and short shorts, appears over his shoulders. "I don't know why he barks at you," Mike tells Susan, of Bongo. "I wouldn't take it personally. Dogs are very sensitive," Edie says, and then lies down and makes nice with Bongo, who licks her all over. It is true that if you like a man with a dog, it's very important that the dog likes you. Because you will never beat out the dog. Mike smiles as Edie and his animal make out.