Paul: "Officers, I have a confession to make. My wife stole a baby from a drug addict and then stabbed her to death and then got blackmailed until she blew her own head off, so I kind of lost it on her blackmailer, who was a terrible woman. The rest of the things, I didn't do. But that one thing is pretty major."

GETAWAY CRUISER

Felicia: "Oh, Beth's Ashes. I'm so glad we got away scot-free."
Beth's Ashes: "Bitch, this is all your fault. What's this 'we' bullshit?"
ibid., immediately: Comes open in the car, flying all around in a cloud of Beth.
Felicia: Drives into an oncoming eighteen-wheeler, amazingly.

IN SUMMATION

Susan: The hero of this episode in every single way. Still weirded by that.
Paul: Will be missed.
Felicia: In a different way, but ditto.

Gabrielle: Has spent all season dealing with her abuse and is now armed and prepared to fight the Boss at the end of the level. Just thinking about this is inordinately satisfying, honestly, for a lot of us. Not pretty, but there it is.

Bree: Got to third base using gay panic, like short-sighted self-hating asshole women have done forever. Ew, and there's this gross thing where Mary Alice tries to bring the title concept around to somehow link Gabi getting a gun with Bree getting a married man to touch her boobs, like, she actually equates those things in her gross little singsong, getting your vanity stroked and being willing to kill a man so that he won't assault you. Fuckin' Mary Alice, man.

Renee: Where are you?

Tom: The sad state of the American male is not this bad, you guys.
Lynette: Still to blame for the riot, by the way. And all things wretched.