Gaby and Carlos are alone, so she tells him to "Drop trou." Wow, it's a good thing they got this extended sex time so she could say romantic things like "Drop trou" to him. I'm sure there's no time for such romance in those late-night, exhausted sex sessions. He asks her to put on her sexy red teddy. She's not sure why, what with the fact that he's blind, but he explains he can feel it -- and that, in fact, all of his other senses are so heightened that sex as a blind man is actually better than it was when he could see. Gaby's totally jealous, but he thinks he can arrange blind sex for her, too.
Orson shows up at Bree and Katherine's work kitchen, all smiles. Bree assumes it's because his interview went well, but he says it's quite the opposite: No one anywhere will hire him because of his checkered past. But there is one business in town where he's still respected: this one. Bree's surprised he would want to work with her, and Katherine looks... well, something more negative than surprised. Let's try horrified. Bree points out it would be awkward for her to be his boss, and he agrees but says since they share everything, they'd be more of partners. Katherine calls Bree over to the sink for some help with the flower arrangement she's working on. Really, Katherine, a sure way to convince Bree she does indeed need Orson's help is to not be able to handle a simple flower arrangement without guidance. But Bree heads to the sink. Katherine makes a big deal about the flowers, using them as a metaphor for her and Orson (the irises are crowding the lilies out). Katherine insists she tell Orson "no" right now or Katherine will quit. I say Bree should let her. But Bree does what Katherine wants, and tells Orson to give job hunting another month or two and then they can revisit this option. He sulks out.
Gaby and Carlos are finishing up their blind sex. She says he was right; it was so good. He promises another round after 10 minutes' rest and an Energy Bar. But Gaby hears a slurping and pulls her blindfold off to see Juanita standing there staring at them (with a very satisfied look on her face, I should say) as she enjoys a juicebox. Turns out Bethany's mom brought Juanita home because she got a tummy ache. (Isn't she four? What kind of parent would drop a four-year-old off without bothering to check if her parents are home?) Gaby asks how long she's been standing there. Clearly long enough, because she wants to know what was going on. Gaby says they were wrestling, so Juanita thinks Carlos was hurting Gaby because of the noise Gaby was making. Gaby says she was faking it, but Juanita begs Carlos to please not wrestle with Mommy, because he's too big and will hurt her. Juanita leaves and Gaby's relieved she bought it. Carlos isn't so sure he would rather have his daughter think he beats Gaby up than tell her what sex is. Gaby doesn't think Juanita would understand that sometimes she has sex with him for jewelry. (Nice, Gaby; and can he even afford jewelry anymore?) He says it's the most natural thing in the world, but Gaby says if she was there longer than five minutes there was nothing natural about what she saw. Carlos thanks Gaby for that. Ew. TMI, show. We do not need to know.













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