With everyone (aside form Snora and Lynette) cattled into the back of the store, Jackie explains that they're all going to have to sit tight until she gets a chance to "talk" to Harv(Gar)y, and when she says "talk," she wiggles her gun suggestively. "Harvey," she yells, "You're inconveniencing your customers. Now GET OUT HERE!"

Harv(Gar)y, watching this display through the security cam from inside the office, is understandably reluctant to go out there for that "talk." Instead, he's on the phone with the police. Edie, noticing that both Austin and Julie are out there, commands Harv(Gar)y to go outside. Edie, all mama-bear crazy: "She has got ten innocent people out there. Sometimes you got to take one for the team."

Up at the front of the store, Lynette for some reason tries to call Tom. Not the police, but Tom. Why? I don't know. Also, where is Kayla? Out in Snora's car? What? Huh? Grr. Instead of answers, all we get this whole super-annoying scene where one of the Ps answers the phone but he won't hand it off to Tom because he wants to tattle on his brothers for not leggo'ing his Legos, blah, blah, blah. By the time Tom makes it to the phone, Jackie's got a gun to Lynette's head. Lynette hands over the phone, and Jackie folds it shut pointedly. Really, it's a miracle Lynette hasn't found herself in this position before now.

Ian's limo pulls away, and Susan heads to go back into the market. But now she's noticed people ducked behind cars, screaming that there's a "crazy woman with a gun," and then an ambulance rolls up. Hmm. Susan runs past the kid with the bullet wound in his shoulder, up to the supermarket. She gets there just as Jackie's locking the door. Susan screams at her to let her in, that her daughter's inside. Jackie: "Sorry, store's closed." Susan: "But there's a crazy woman in there!" Jackie, holding up her gun: "Yeah, I know."

Mrs. McC stops by Gabby's house. "Quick, turn on your TV," Mrs. McC says. Gabby, baseball bat in hand, says that her television's "kind of on the fritz." Mrs. McC rushes to explain the hostage crises down at the market. Everybody's gathering to watch the news over at Bree's house. Just then, Mrs. McC gets an eyeful of the interior the house; it's totally trashed, like the post-party scene in Sixteen Candles, maybe even worse. Gabby shrugs and tells Mrs. McC that she and Carlos are having a "little squabble." Right on cue, Carlos comes into the foyer with a chainsaw.