Casa Never-ending Story. Crabby Gabby is home after her little tantrum down at the courthouse. Carlos makes some crack about "plastic handcuffs," and with nary a word, Gabby heads into the kitchen and starts systematically breaking everything in the house. Carlos chugs on back there and squeals, "What the hell are you doing?" Gabby sweetly explains that she's "helping [him] pack." Again, I'm no lawyer, but I think Carlos could probably get the police involved here, since Gabby is destroying his property. But really, would the police even come anymore, after all the wolf-crying 911 calls that have been made from this house? Carlos doesn't call the cops. Instead, he grabs a sledgehammer, which he just so happens to have handy (dumb!), and starts blasting holes in the walls. Carlos: "You're helping me pack my stuff, I'm helping you remodel my house."

Down at the grocery store. Julie is browsing the toothpaste aisle, when Austin appears. "Toothpaste, mouthwash," he says, observing the items in her basket. "Did somebody get an anonymous email?" Julie: "Says the boy with the economy-sized acne cream." Austin: "There you go again, checking out my basket." Julie does some more eye rolling, her specialty in this episode, and snarks at him for getting her into trouble, re: his beer can. To make it up to her, Austin convinces her to let him carry her basket. Which has nothing in it besides toothpaste and mouthwash, so it it's not like it's this huge burden she needs help with, so I find it hard to believe that she'd hand it off to him. But okay, she gives him her basket. Then as she turns to take a closer look at something on the shelf -- upon rewinding, it appears to be diapers -- he slips a bottle of whiskey out of his back pocket and into her backpack. Wait, is he framing her? And why is Julie shopping for diapers?