Desperate Housewives

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DeAnn Welker: A- | 895 USERS: C+
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What Can You Do For Me?

The detectives show up to Creepy Dave's to tell him there's been a break in the club fire case, so they'd like to ask him some questions. They show him a picture of his psychiatrist, who he killed, and ask who it was. Creepy Dave says he doesn't know him, and wonders why a shrink from Boston was in Fairview. They ask if he saw the doctor backstage, but Creepy Dave says he didn't see anyone, and already told him that accusing Porter was a mistake. They ask if he knows Jackson, who was locked in the employee men's room right before the fire. Creepy Dave asks if they've talked to Jackson, but they say he left town and they've been unable to find him. They thank Creepy Dave for his time, and he sees them out. Then he calls Susan to see if 6 a.m. would be fine on Saturday, because ... the earlier they get going the better for killing MJ, apparently.

Bree finds MJ sitting on Katherine's porch and offers him a macaroon. She pretends she made way too many and would hate for them to go to waste. He says they're his favorite. She says she could bake them for him every week for a tiny favor: Invite Evan to his sleepover. MJ says he doesn't like Evan; he's mean. Bree says that deep down, Evan's just a boy who wants friends. MJ says he hit him with a dead squirrel, and Bree snaps that if we nitpick, we can find flaws with all of our friends. Well, if your friends are Bree's friends, that's certainly the truth. You don't even really have to nitpick. MJ still says no, so Bree offers ice cream with the macaroons. Just then, Orson comes out and tells Bree he took the cash out of her wallet since he's late for golf and didn't have time to go to the ATM. She sits down next to MJ, and tells him that there is someone in her life who hits her with a dead squirrel every day, and MJ's the only one who can help. She begs him to invite Evan. He relents, so Bree kisses him on the forehead and leaves. MJ, to himself, "Boy, the stuff I do for macaroons." That kid is adorable.

Desperate Housewives

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