Someone comes over and tells Carlos that the mayor's about to leave and the newspaper would like a photo with him and Carlos's family. Gaby: "That's so sweet. Tell 'em 'No way in hell.' " Carlos tells him that they'll be right there. He tells her she's not getting out of this, so she says he's also Latino Jerk of the Year. She asks to use the bathroom first. Once there, she asks all four ladies freshening up for lipstick and eyeliner. The only one who offers is a lady with bright makeup whose look Gaby insults. She finds another lady and asks for hers, but she doesn't want to let her use it. She's sort of a germ freak. Gaby steals the cosmetics and goes into a bathroom stall. She gets the lady to shut up by pointing out the stolen dinner rolls in the lady's bag. Next thing we know, Gaby joins the family for the photo. The photographer tells her she looks stunning. She thanks him, and then Juanita looks at her and says, "Yeah, Mom. You look great." Gaby looks sad and doesn't smile when she's told to.
Lynette arrives home at night, coffee cup in hand. She tells Tom it's her third espresso, so she's wired and there's no way she's falling asleep. Tom ignores her, so she suggests throwing a pizza on the front lawn and when the kids run out to get it, they lock them out and have sex all over the house. He still ignores her, so she says she doesn't know what else to say other than she's sorry. She guesses he'll just stay mad. He sits down and says he's not mad. He says sex has become so important to him because she's the only thing in his life that he's passionate about. She says that's sweet, but he says it's not good for him or her. He needs something else to be excited about. She thought he wanted a break to stay home. He says he did, but staying at home is too easy. He's done with his work by noon and then he just sits around and waits for her. She asks what he wants to do, but he doesn't know what he's passionate about. He says, "I'm a middle-aged guy and I don't know what I want to do with my life." Poor Tom. He says he told her it was stupid, but she says no and hugs him sweetly. Tom is totally my favorite housewife right now.