Casa de Solis. Gaby asks Juanita if she'd like to go to a movie with her after "school." Juanita's in, if she can have Junior Mints for dinner, so we know all is right with their relationship again. Or, you know, as right as it can be. The doorbell rings and it's a different housekeeper. Gaby wonders where Ivana is, but this lady doesn't really speak enough English to explain it to Gaby. Fortunately, Carlos comes down to leave for work right then and explains that he told the cleaning company to send someone else, since Ivana was terrible. Gaby thinks he should cut Ivana some slack, since she's Romanian; and when your people are being chased into Argentina by angry Cossacks, maybe a sparkling toilet isn't that important. Carlos asks Gaby to please not teach Juanita geography. He leaves and Gaby asks the new housekeeper how she feels about teaching math. But her English still isn't good.

Test kitchen. Bree's cooking up Angie's Italian recipes for 500, when Angie comes over to reciprocate the delicious shortbread with some cookies. Bree tries to rush her out, but Angie wants to help her. She sees how much sauce and how many potatoes, so Bree pretends her friend wants leftovers. Then Angie sees the "Vitale Anniversary Party" menu with all of Angie's recipes on it, and is indignant that Bree would run to her with a sob story about a burn victim. Bree admits that was tacky, and Angie says she lit a candle for that burn victim. Bree says it was a huge compliment, but Angie wonders if her food being good enough but her not being is a compliment. Bree says she'd never say that, and Angie knows that since she's tactful, but she's not, so she calls Bree a selfish, two-faced bitch and takes her recipes, with a loud, "But enjoy the cookies!" before she slams the door.