Anne's husband, the owner of the White Horse, is talking to the band about how he gave them the best spot in the concert as a favor to his wife. He then tells Tom he saw Porter at his house shooting hoops with Kirby the other day, and that they grow up too fast. It's very awkward, since Tom knows Porter's sleeping with the guy's wife and all. Just then, Creepy Dave's phone rings, and it's Dr. Heller. Creepy Dave answers for a change, and the doctor asks him if he's in Fairview. Creepy Dave asks where that came from, but the doctor won't tell him; he just wants the question answered. Creepy Dave says he's really busy and will call him about this tomorrow. He hangs up. Dr. Heller gets out of his car and asks someone how to get to Wisteria Lane. He's hee-eere.
Susan, Julie and Steven Weber are talking about how they met, all romantic in the rain. Just then, Jackson comes in and tells Julie he'll take her bags up to her room, and she says she'll come with him to "check her email." Uh, right. Or maybe to hit on your mom's hot boyfriend who is much closer to your age than your own boyfriend. (I know that's not really what happens, but that's what I would be doing if I were Julie.) Now that Susan's alone with Steven Weber, he tells her he can tell she's freaked out about his age. She said she did expect someone college-aged. He says they didn't date until the semester was over, because he has a strict rule against dating students. Then he adds, "Though, strictly speaking, my third wife was my student. But she was my TA, so she was more my employee than my student." Susan: "Your what?" Steven Weber: "Student." Susan: "Before that." Steven Weber: "Employee?" Susan: "Before that." Steven Weber: "Third wife?" Susan: "That's the one." She's not thrilled he's been married three times, clearly. They quibble about it (he doesn't like to count his first marriage because it only lasted a few months). Susan thinks her divorces (two of them) are much fewer than his (three). He tells her it's different with Julie because he loves her so much and he pulls out a ring because he's going to propose. Julie calls him in to help find her cell phone charger (oh, and she calls him Lloyd). He asks Susan not to say anything about the ring, because he wants it to be a surprise. And, because he's the biggest idiot ever or he actually wants Susan to like him even less, he calls her "Mom" on his way out. Not cool. I think you are probably older than her (at least in reality).