Susan knocks on Katherine's door. Mike answers. Susan tells him that she's there to take her painting back. Mike can't believe she's being so petty, but she stomps in and takes the painting off the wall above the mantle. Susan claims that she doesn't want her art hanging in the house he's sharing with his new girlfriend. Katherine comes into the room and tries to intercede, but Susan cuts her off: "Mayfair, this is between me and my ex. Got it?" Katherine does get it, and she gives Susan a little wink and a smile. Susan smiles back and walks out. Mike can't believe how crazy Susan is.
Casa Lecherous Boss. Mrs. LB is chopping vegetables with a big knife and talking about colors for the baby's room. LB looks tense, and then announces that he has something he has to tell her. Cut to Gabby. She's looking pensive when Carlos walks up to her and kisses her on the head. He's looking for a new job, but is actually really happy that she decided to do the right thing even though it cost them some money. The phone rings. It's clearly Mrs. LB, even though we don't hear her end of the conversation -- all we know is that she's upset, and wants to see Gabby right away.
Gabby and Carlos arrive at the LB home. Mrs. LB welcomes them in and starts ranting about how awful it was that LB wouldn't stop talking about the Hair Ho. She leads the two of them into the kitchen, where we see that she figured out how to shut LB up -- she stabbed him in the back with the knife.
Mary-Alice tells us that we should never be impressed with people with good manners. Because they may turn out to be investment bankers. Or actually, because their manners may hide the fact that they are kleptomaniacs, as we see Orson wave to Tom. We also see Edie googling her own husband, and Gabby getting some coffee for Mrs. LB while Carlos calls the police. Really, is it considered rude to call the police when you discover that a murder's been committed? What does Emily Post have to say about that? Mary-Alice thinks that Susan's rudeness in demanding back the picture is actually the best manners of all.
Next week, it's getting all lesbionic up in here. Enjoy!
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