Tom will do something shitty, but Lynette will somehow be made to look like the bad guy and end up massaging his feet. Somebody will point out that every single one of these people is married to or has previously married an ex-con, so this whole gross thing was pointless. And we'll talk about meatloaf. This is the first episode this season where we didn't talk about meatloaf in lieu of having an actual conversation, though, so probably we'll make up for that by talking about meatloaf the entire time.
But I do know this: We'll never see Hydrangea Circle again, because it's so much more awesome than Wisteria Lane the show would never recover.
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