To the hospital. KimberBree spends a lot of time there. Are we sure she's not secretly meeting Dr. Michael Mancini in the On Call room? Speaking of, I realized today that Melrose Place alum are really making good lately. Heather Locklear had a rough go of it with LAX, but has never stopped working, so she's okay. Courtney Thorne-Smith is forced to pretend she's got the hots for Jim Belushi, but it pays the bills. Grant Show is, I believe, on Point Pleasant. And as for Marcia Cross and Doug Savant, of course, you're soaking in it. But whither Thomas Calabro? He was so, so brilliant on Melrose Place and it breaks my heart that he's not working. Can't he pop up on this show? As...I don't know. KimberBree's college boyfriend? Carlos's hot brother, who's come to town to spring his brother from the pokey? Lynette's nanny, who falls for Gay Matt? Work with me, people. Anyway, KimberBree tells George that because he only lost his middle toe, his balance shouldn't be affected. "This really won't change your life one little bit," she tells him. He is silent. "Please say something," she says. George finally says that he always dreamed that, before he died, he'd get to kiss a truly beautiful woman. "I finally get the chance and I end up blowing off a toe," he sighs. He then moves into the pity party portion of the evening, yapping that this kind of thing always happens to him: "I know I'll get over it. But the thing that I don't think I'll ever get over is that when I did kiss you, you pulled away from me," he mopes. KimberBree just looks stricken and fails to point out that HE WAS HOLDING A LOADED GUN THAT WAS ABOUT TO GO OFF AT THE TIME. Maybe she didn't want to lose a digit, dumb-ass. Anyway, she tells him that she was just caught off-guard. "We're dating. Why would it be so surprising that I would try to kiss you?" George asks. BECAUSE OF THE LOADED GUN? KimberBree just tells him that she and Rex aren't even legally separated. I miss Rex. Where is that smarmy minx this week? "He cheated on you. You said you were going to hate him forever," George reminds her. KimberBree looks conflicted. "You shouldn't listen to a woman who's just had her heart broken. We tend to lie," she says. George gulps. She leaves.
Yoga. Lynette is still pretending that her kid has cancer to get him into day care.