Desperate Housewives

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DeAnn Welker: A- | 1397 USERS: B-
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Deathmatch: Monkey vs. Clown

Bree arrives at the party, apologizing to Susan for being late. She's just been so busy with the three parties she has this weekend. When Gaby asks why Katherine isn't helping, Bree explains that Katherine went crazy, so she fired her. She also adds that Katherine then intentionally scratched her car, but doesn't tell them that all the crazy has been about Mike. Angie says that she flipped Katherine the bird after she cut her off the other day, but she won't make that mistake again now that she knows how crazy she is. Bree thinks Katherine needs help, but Gaby thinks she's just a drama queen. Lynette says that if she is in trouble and they don't do anything, it's like Mary Alice all over again. Susan has a hard time feeling sorry for her, and Angie can see why after the stunt at the wedding. Bree's like, "True. And how she hit on Mike." Lynette's like, "What?!" And Susan's body language makes it clear she didn't know that either, but she pretends she does and then takes off to find Mike. He tells her he didn't want to upset her with Julie in the hospital, and that it doesn't matter. But she says it matters because now she knows Katherine is plotting, not hurting. Mike tells her she doesn't want to pour gasoline on this fire, and she says he's right. She wants to pour gasoline on Katherine and, if he loves her, he will give her a match and an alibi. Could Susan be more snarky and less whiny all the time, please? I like her like this. He tells her to let Katherine plot, because Susan means everything to him and Katherine means nothing. She says that's sweet, and she'll go tell Katherine, but he pulls her back into a kiss.

Danny's brooding outside when Nick approaches and asks him if he'd like to talk about it. Surprisingly, Danny's not thrilled at the thought of a father-son chat about his dad's philandering. Then he yells about how stupid he felt, getting into a big fight with Julie because he didn't believe she had a boyfriend and thought she was just blowing him off. Then he followed her and saw her with Nick, who apologizes and says it's over. Danny tells him that if he ever sees them together again, he'll tell his mom. Nick gets all creepy and says that if Danny wants to tell Angie, let's go do it right now. Danny's like, "What?" But Nick says Danny can't dangle that axe over his head, because finding out Nick had an affair won't destroy her, but finding out Danny knew about it will. Danny's like, "Right, I'm the bad guy." And Nick starts, "You think your mom's the perfect one in this marriage?" But we don't get to know where he might have gone with that, because Angie interrupts to tell them there's cake. She asks what's up, and they say they were just having a father-son chat. She buys it, despite their broody faces, and says, "That's my boys." They go inside for cake, but not before more father-son glaring.

Desperate Housewives

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