Katherine approaches her and wonders why Susan ignored her raised hand. Susan says she was just trying to pick people who could best protect the neighborhood. She says Katherine can't because she's a big, fat liar. Katherine's all, "Excuse ME?!" Susan asks if she's not going around telling people Mike hit on her, and Katherine says she knows Susan's under some strain, but this isn't really the place to air her dirty laundry. Susan says Katherine's the one with dirty laundry; hers is clean, folded, and put away, "you loon." Bree tries to break it up, but Katherine tells them all that first Susan called her a liar and now she's calling her a loon. Katherine says she understands why Susan's upset; she'd be on edge too if her marriage were having problems. Susan gets in her face and says the only problem she and Mike have is Katherine, so "stay out of our lives, or you'll be sorry." Katherine wonders where Mike went if they're so happy. Susan says, "He's snaking a lady's drain, okay?" Everyone looks at her, and she's like, "I realize how that sounded. Get your minds out of the gutter." Sorry, Susan. Not going to happen.
Juanita's party. Laura's dropping Rachel off, and worrying whether she should actually leave Rachel. Gaby tells her not to worry, but Laura turns to Susan and asks if she'll be here. Susan nods yes, so Laura leaves. But first she gives Gaby a terrible glare. Gaby asks Susan for reassurance that she's a good mom, and Susan says she brought her kid, didn't she? Gaby agrees she did, but then realizes, "But wait. You're staying." Susan goes to get a drink. Gaby sees Juanita's pouting and asks what's wrong. She says the monkey's being put away, because he's tired. Gaby approaches the monkey trainer and says no way, since she paid for two hours. The trainer says the monkey's tired because he had two parties the previous day. The clown says to let the monkey go; he can handle this gig. But Gaby needs the monkey to make this the greatest party ever, so she forces him to stay on, by threatening that the monkey will never work in this town again if he doesn't stay on.