Next week: Susan says, "I shot her!" Everyone's wearing black. Karl proposes to Bree. Katherine says she's going to the police. Angie says, "That woman is dangerous." Susan and Katherine wrestle and fall into a big tub of bubble-bath water. How convenient for that to be right where two women get into it. Tom's drunk. Bree tells Orson she doesn't like PDA, and he's all, "Duh." Gaby tells Carlos she knows someone who isn't getting "blanked" tonight, and he says, "Fine with me. I blanked off earlier." This show's getting all funny again. I like that.
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