Bree arrives home, calls "Orson, I'm home," and then sees the painting of the vase hanging on the wall. Then the actual vase Karl was fondling. And then the mask. Orson tells her to have a seat. He says he gets that there wasn't a robbery and she wanted to hide all of this stuff, but he can't figure out why. She tells him she wants a divorce, but he tells her he doesn't understand. She says the lawyer says he's entitled to half of everything, so she was trying to hide them, but she's tired of lying and sneaking around, so he can have whatever he wants. He says he doesn't want a divorce, but she says that part's not negotiable. He would like to talk about it, but she says there's no point and that he should make a list of what he wants. He asks if she doesn't want any of it, and she says all she wants is out.
Katherine asks Susan if she can help her, since Mike might be awhile. Susan says she needs Mike, and maybe Katherine can flush a toilet to try to get him out of there. Katherine says Susan seems upset and asks what happened. Susan asks if Mike turned Jackson in to Immigration. Katherine says he didn't, and when they hear the shower go off, Katherine hurries and says Mike couldn't have done it because she didn't tell him that Susan was marrying Jackson so he could get his green card. Susan says Mike sent her a text about alimony, but Katherine says she sent that, actually. Susan asks why, and Katherine says Mike has asked her to marry him, but she was afraid if he found out that Susan and Jackson's marriage wasn't real that he wouldn't want to marry her. Susan says that's totally unfair to Mike -- he needs to know the truth. Katherine says she can make him happy if he just gets over Susan. She asks Susan to please not ruin this. Mike comes down and tells Susan he wants to tell her something, but she says Katherine already told her. Mike says he hopes they have Susan's blessing, and she says "Sure. Why not?" Wow, Susan. That was convincing. Mike apologizes, saying he wanted to tell her himself. Susan says not to be mad at Katherine, since everyone knows she can't keep a secret. Was that supposed to be nice, because it seemed sort of bitchy?