Desperate Housewives

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Bree's making a salad in the catering kitchen when Orson comes in and pulls some chives out of the fridge. Bree asks what he's doing, and he says he's helping. She tells him she doesn't need help and her Parisian salad doesn't call for chives anyway. He tells her he's always thought it was bland, and that the chives will give it the bite it's sorely lacking. She says it has plenty of bite, but he starts chopping the chives. She asks when he's moving out, but he says he's actually not. He's decided to stay so they can work on their marriage. She tells him she gets that this is hard, but the marriage is over. He tells her that she might change her mind once she weighs what's at stake. He's not talking about the money, though, but her freedom. He says he's been to jail, and she won't last a day. She says this isn't insurance fraud because she never filed a claim, but he tells her he filed one in both of their names. He says that since she carelessly rented the storage unit in her own name, the police will find him blameless. She asks if he'd really send his wife to prison. He says not his wife, but definitely his ex-wife. He tells her he knows they've had their challenges -- her "penchant for emasculation," his kleptomania -- but that every marriage has an ebb and flow. Yeah, those are all ebbs, Orson. She asks him to please not do this, since she doesn't love him. He tells her that's okay, since he has enough love for the both of them. That is seriously messed up, but I can't decide if I hate Orson or Bree more at this point, so I don't really care. He sprinkles chives on her salad and says it's not bland anymore.

Carlos asks Gaby if they can talk now, but she thinks there's nothing to talk about since he won't even let the girls get a dog, and now he wants to take in a teenager. He says this is about doing the right thing, and it's what family does for each other. She thinks it's good the family's big, and that taking in another kid is a huge risk to their own children. He agrees, and says it's a risk Connie took for him and his mom after his father left. They had nowhere to turn, and Connie saved them from the streets. Gaby thinks Connie's dying on purpose to call that favor in. Carlos says that they are blessed, and that maybe God gave him his sight and this money so they could help his family. He asks her if something happened to them, wouldn't she want someone to do this for their girls.

Desperate Housewives

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