Susan and Karl are on Edie's front stoop. Karl snaps his fingers and whispers that he's got a plan: he's going to "be the woman" and insist on a huge wedding with lots of flowers and decorations and planning and frosting. The only trouble with his strategy: Susan has to take the fall for ruining the surprise of the surprise wedding. Just then, Edie opens the door and invites them both inside; she's got a surprise of her own to show them. What's this? Why, it's Dr. Ron! And he's totally spilled the beans about Karl and Susan being married. Why he feels compelled to do this, three weeks after breaking things off with Susan, isn't exactly clear. But I sure do like his baby blue sweater! After announcing that she isn't going to scream, or "pound their faces in with a mallet," Edie starts screaming that Karl and Susan are "reprehensible excuses for human beings." Then she turns to Ron and asks if he has anything to add. Without a word, he lifts a vase full of tulips, pulls out the flowers (which are fake, I guess, because there's no water in there), and hands Edie the vase. Ha! Edie throws the vase, and Susan and Karl dive out of the way, and then together they scramble out the door. Bye bye, Dr. Ron!