Desperate Housewives
Desperate Housewives

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Everybody Says Don't

Speaking of "temptation," according to MAVO, that's also the name of the club where stripper-mommy Libby works. MAVO informs us, using her very best Romper Room voice, that Temptation has a very loyal clientele, but that when they "cross a line" (we see a nebbishy man grabs a lapdancer's ass), they get "punished." And by "punished," MAVO means that a boyish bouncer comes up and mildly escorts the offender out of the club. Take that! "Punished," MAVO tells us, just like a "certain married couple was about to discover." Huh? The lapdancer sidles over to where Gabby and Carlos are sitting, and offers them a dance. Carlos hesitates, and Gabby shoots him a look until he politely declines. The Solises are there to give Libby a wrapped and bowed gift: it's a fancy camera she's been asking for. Gabby complains about all this pregnant-ass-kissing they've been going through, and Carlos sternly tells her that when it comes to getting their baby, they'll "kiss whatever needs kissing." Just then, Libby waddles up, and she is not pleased to see them at her place of work. She snatches the present and turns to leave, but Crabby snits about how much money they spent on the present, and that the "least [Libby] could do is open it so [Crabby and Carlos] could bask in [her] happy expression." Just then, the boyish bouncer comes over to ask if perhaps there's a problem. And indeed there is: it turns out the bouncy bouncer is actually the father of Libby's baby. What? But last week, Libby said she didn't know who the father was. Crazy.

Julie and Susan are having breakfast for lunch with Karl bounces in. Julie pointedly asks how come he still has keys to the house, and Karl smarms that he needs access so that he can look out for his "two favorite ladies." Wary Julie watches Susan flirtily feed Karl a sample of her omelet, and then she corrects him: "You mean, 'two of your three favorite ladies.'" Both Karl and Susan look confused. You remember...Edie? Karl's current live-in love? Karl snaps his fingers: of course, Edie! Which reminds him; turns out he proposed to Edie last night. Julie is relieved and thrilled by the news, but Susan is confused: wasn't Karl going to wait six months first? Seeing as he's actually still married? He assures her that it isn't going to be a problem: the "classy wedding" he and Edie are going to plan will take months to set up. This prompts Susan and Karl to start reminiscing about their own wedding, and gushing about how happy they were. Julie desperately tries to steer things back to Edie, but Susan and Karl only half listen. Karl takes off, and Julie eyes Susan suspiciously.

Desperate Housewives

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