MJ's at McCluskey's now, but Susan's got his caveman club. Which, since she gave it to her child to handle, probably weighs about thirty pounds and thus is worth threatening a grown man with. She yells at Paul about how she gave him the benefit of the doubt when he moved back, which is not entirely untrue, and then starts smashing all of his shit up. It's really amazing, like, she's out of control in this delicious way: First the Halloween candy and then everything else. Right when she's about to do for him, Beth threatens her with a gun. Paul's wife shouldn't ever have a gun. Or a knife. Really anything for killing.
Point being, Susan tries to explain why she, a fucking grown woman, is standing over Beth's husband with a giant Flintstones club while dressed as a little girl clown. Which, no doubt this would be a good story. But Beth doesn't care, because he is her damn husband and she married him thinking he was a serial killer, anyway, so some idiot's job history is not really a big deal to her. Susan leaves, at gunpoint, and then with the gun still in her hand Beth throws her arms around Paul and kisses him. Which is creepy, but not as creepy as the fact that she's only doing this for her mommy and her scary agenda. Paul Young just cannot catch a break.
Gabby bitches at Juanita awhile for pissing off Grace's mom, and in an aside tells us that Grace actually took full responsibility for the hair-cutting, which... I really, really don't like it when adults and kids ally themselves against the other parent. It gave me the creeps when Gabby started that shit with the necklace, and I don't like it now. It's one of the yuckiest things in the world to me. It breaks boundaries that absolutely need to stay intact, and I would think that Gabrielle, of all people, would understand why it's automatically a problem.
Anyway, Juanita doesn't give a shit about the Sanchezes, and has already made that clear, so her reiteration of this is just more grounds for Gabby to shove the whole "but Grace is your BFF" thing down her throat again. Juanita points out that it's not even true and that Grace is not only an asskiss, but also Gabby's stupid friend, anyway. "You're always talking to her, kissing her, staring at her. You like her better than me." Gabby is like, "Don't be, um, silly." Juanita goes right for the jugular: "You don't even let me touch your jewelry. What's so special about Grace?"