And that's about it. Mary Alice never really figured out what she was talking about this week, but since this whole episode is an appetizer anyway, it doesn't matter: Bree's still staring at Keith having once again gone over his head, Keith's still staring at the Charlie picture wondering how babies are made, Paul and Mike are still holding hands outside their son's apartment, Susan is still deformed inside and whining about dialysis, Lynette's mom is still a nasty ham-beast, Tom is still looking for some magic beans he left somewhere, Renee and the Gays are still fabulously superfluous, the twins are still a little hot and a little gay, Andrew's still missing even though he lives two houses down, Felicia and Beth are still hearing voices in their heads, Julie is still far far away from her dumb mom, Zach is still growing up quite healthy despite his coke addiction, Hydrangea Circle is still stockpiling nuclear weaponry, and Mary Alice is still a smug asshole.
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