Desperate Housewives
Desperate Housewives

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Jessica: C+ | 572 USERS: C+
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Outside, KimberBree says she feels awful for Carlos. He's so grief-stricken! "Whatever. I'm off the hook," Andrew sings. He and Danielle celebrate his avoiding punishment for getting hammered and running over an old lady by surreptitiously bumping fists. KimberBree looks sick to her stomach.

Casa Crackhead. Lynette takes her herbal Sleepy Time Tea. Lynette? Maybe you're having trouble with your sleep schedule because you are trying to fall asleep IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY. Try taking the herbs at NIGHT. When it is DARK. When you are SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP. Taking a crazy heavy nap in the day will ONLY SCREW YOU MORE. Jesus. Anyway, she settles down on the couch in her comforter. ["Why not in bed? Shut up, Lynette." -- Wing Chun] And of course the doorbell rings. "Go to hell," she says, mostly to herself. Ding dong. Ding dong. "Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell," she mutters. Heh. Eventually, she gets up and ushers in...an entire Scout Troop, including her kids. In their uniforms. And then says something along the lines of "It's Troop day?" Well, you clearly knew that at some point, if your children are all dressed for the Scout meeting, but whatever.

Desperate Housewives

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