Susan's unpacking groceries and listening to her answering machine. There's a message from Jackson, who says, "Hey, it's Jackson. I'm having fun at the old alma mater, but we need to talk. Oh, and good news, I promise. God, I miss you." I think Gale Harold is a better actual actor than voice actor, because I wasn't impressed with that rather stilted line reading. Susan picks up the phone to call him back, but instead spies on Bob and Lee having a spat right outside her window. Lee tells Bob that if he won't go clubbing with him, he'll have to go alone, and he'll be wearing his "not coming home alone jeans." Bob asks him if by "wearing" he means "squeezing into." Ooh, snarky. Go, Bob!
Bob storms off, and Lee spots Susan spying. She ducks down, thinking he might not have seen her, but when she peeks out again, Lee's right there looking at her. He asks if she missed anything, or if she'd like a juicy recap (um ... shout-out? I mean, we all know the word recap doesn't exist outside of TWoP, right?). She apologizes and goes outside to stop him from taking off, and to tell him she has dirt on Bree if he's interested. He stops and asks what, but she was just doing it to prove he's just as bad as her. Then she begs to go to the gay club with him, saying "Gays love me." Lee: "Name three." Susan: "You, Bob, Andrew." Lee says: "That's two." I'm not sure what that means, though. Is Lee saying he doesn't love her? Anyway, whatever it means it falls flat. He relents, though, and tells her to pile on the makeup since drag queens get their first drink free. I think she's a little insulted.