Lynette's on the phone telling Tom she can't find anyone who knows anything about Porter's whereabouts. Then she gets off the phone and notices Preston's on the phone in the yard. She walks over and asks why he didn't pick up when she called. He says she didn't call him, and shows her his phone to prove it. She grabs it and runs off, hitting redial. Porter answers, "Dude. Is Mom still there?" She asks where he is and he hangs up. Preston catches up to her, and she yells at him for talking to Porter and not telling her. He doesn't know where Porter is, though. He won't even tell Preston. Preston tells her to call Porter and tell him to come home. Preston says he's not coming home, because Mr. Schilling threatened to kill him. Lynette says she can handle Warren Schilling, but if Porter doesn't come back, they'll lose the restaurant. Preston says he's not going to let his brother risk his life so Tom and Lynette can sell pizza.
Gaby's at Susan's asking how she can sleep with someone and not remember. Susan: "I don't know. I was drunk." And she sure does look hung over. Gaby asks who it was, but Susan says, "Just a friend." Susan asks if Gaby thinks she did this subconsciously to sabotage her relationship with Jackson. Gaby asks if it was Tom Scavo, but Susan asks her to stop guessing. Gaby asks if it was Lou, and Susan says, "My mechanic? Are you crazy?" Gaby points out that she was with a plumber, then a painter, so it seemed the logical next step in service providers. Just then, Bob knocks and comes in. Susan acts freaked, but Bob says he's just here about Lee, who told Bob he and Susan went out last night. She says it was an uneventful evening, so he was probably making stuff up. Bob says, "He said he stayed the night here." Gaby drops her cup and breaks it. Susan tells Bob not to worry, she was just leaving, but Gaby says she has to stay and clean up this mess (the cup, not Susan's life). Susan tells Bob that Lee did stay here. Then she lies and says he slept on the couch in the guest room. Bob says he had this awful feeling that Lee stayed the night with another man. Gaby laughs, but Susan assures Bob that Lee wouldn't do that because he loves him. Bob: "I know he does, but when he's got a few drinks in him, he'll bang anything with a pulse and facial hair." Gaby breaks into big guffaws, and honestly? Who doesn't? That's a seriously hilarious line (and more snark!).