Desperate Housewives

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Home is NOT the Place

Back at Dr. Heller's office, the kooky sisters are still tormenting the receptionist, who finally tells them that Dr. Heller went on a trip and should have been back a week ago, but she doesn't know where he is. She gets a phone call right then, and it's Creepy Dave, who calls himself David Dash. The ladies are talking about how Creepy Dave might be connected to the doctor's disappearance, ignoring the receptionist, who says, "Mr. Dash." Dave asks for a new prescription, as Roberta says she's done and leaving. Mrs. McCluskey gets up to follow her out, right as the receptionist repeats Creepy Dave's new address: "Wisteria Lane. What a lovely name." So the sisters missed all the good stuff. Although what would it have accomplished for them to hear any of that? The doctor's dead, so this is a dead-end. So to speak.

Bree's formal dinner. Melina asks if there's anything she can do to help, since she's just standing there with her thumb up her butt. No, really. She said that. Bree says she doesn't need help, certainly not from Melina's thumb. The boys come in then, apologizing for being late. Bree says they're just in time, as it's time to eat. Melina sits down in Bree's seat, and Bree tells her that's her seat. Melina says she wants to sit next to the boys, and Bree asks if it occurred to Melina she might want to sit next to them too? Melina says she already called it. Orson says she called it, and he offers his seat to Bree. She goes to sit down and whispers to Orson, "Guess who just got the burned lamb chop." Um, Melina I hope. Not Orson for agreeing that Melina called it. You never know with Bree.

Melina tells the boys she has good news: She talked to a doctor in Oakdale who's retiring and would love for Alex to take over his practice. Alex is excited, and says it could be a good opportunity. Bree says it's a good opportunity for Andrew to commute five hours to his job. Andrew isn't sure, but Alex says it's the only way they can afford a house, and if they're going to have kids... Bree breaks in, "You're going to have kids?" And Melina says that's perfect, because she can look after them. She wants to toast to seal the deal, to Oakdale. Bree looks panicked, and then blurts, "I bought you the Adams house!" Andrew: "What?" Orson: "What?" Melina: "What?" She says it was going to be a surprise wedding gift, but this Oakdale thing has forced her to show her hand. Andrew says it's way too generous, and Melina agrees that it is. Bree says it's nothing Melina wouldn't do. Alex says he doesn't know what to say, but that he totally loves Bree for this. She tells him she loves him too, then asks Orson to pour Melina more wine. He whispers to her, "Calling Edie, are you?" She says he knows it.

Desperate Housewives

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