Gabby, Carlos, and Money are down at the fertility clinic. Carlos whispers into Gabby's ear that he "still can't believe it...Why would Xiao Mei offer herself to [him] like that?" Clearly he's savoring the memory. Gabby whispers back that Money's "a virgin": "Who knows why they do anything?" Now Carlos is even more titillated. The nurse calls Carlos in to come back and give over his "DNA." Gabby gives him a kiss and tells him, "Only good swimmers, now!" He heads off with the nurse, who tells him that they have a "variety of magazines and videos" if he needs any help with his DNA contribution, but he looks back at Money, sitting in the lobby, and says that, no, he won't be needing any further assistance today. Meaning, for those who missed it, that Carlos is going to be masturbating to the thought of Money's naked virgin body. Awesome.

Susan notices that the mailman's been upstairs for quite some time now, so she wanders up to see if he needs any help. And (you saw this coming, right?) she finds him lying in a sexy pose on her bed, wearing nothing but his underwear. Cliorm asks, "Do you want me to keep the hat on? I know it's a fantasy for some women." Susan is speechless. Downstairs, Julie is home from school. She calls out, "Mom?" Susan leaps on the out, urging Cliorm to get dressed so that her daughter won't see him. Susan yells something incomprehensible down to Julie about how the mailman is upstairs, using the bathroom. Which sounds a little weird -- why would Susan be up there with him? -- but Julie is used to her mother's incomprehensibleness, so she just shrugs her shoulders and proceeds to sort through the mail. And, as I'm sure you guessed, Julie finds Edie's letter and tosses it back into Cliorm's mailbag. Upstairs, Susan pretends to be disappointed that their tryst has been derailed. The mailman offers to come back on Tuesday. Susan: "Tuesday's not good, because Tuesday is the day I become a lesbian." Ha!