Orson has finished telling Bree the truth about Monique, and she is disgusted. He asks what he can do, and she suggests that he exonerate Mike. Bree can't believe that Orson let Mike go to prison. Because every decision that Bree has made in her life has been 100% ethical. Hell, I think she's partially responsible for at least two deaths in three seasons, and those are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head. Bree reminds Orson that "some lunatic ran [Mike] over," so Orson clearly didn't come completely clean. Orson is worried about implicating himself and going to jail. As they continue to talk, Andrew comes out into the hall and overhears Bree telling Orson that he needs to fix this, or she will. As Orson exits the bedroom, Andrew ducks down the hall to avoid getting busted.

Tom buys one of the twin Ps a Nutty Buddy from the ice cream truck. Lynette walks up and snatches it away, complaining that this treat is against house rules about snacks before dinner. Way to give your kids mixed messages, Tom and Lynette. Lynette busts on Tom for being a pussy, as usual. Edie struts up and asks Tom to hire Austin at the pizza place. Tom isn't very excited about hiring someone with a criminal record. Edie complains that Austin has been depressed since Julie dumped him, and Tom the Sucker falls for it and agrees to throw some hours his way. Tom tries to give Edie a coupon as she leaves, and Edie says, "Oh, Tom, please. You've checked out my butt enough times to know that I don't eat pizza." Tom checks out Edie's butt as she walks away.