Zana shows up at Gabby's house on her birthday with a giant bouquet of flowers, even though she said she wanted to be alone. He's all cheerful until she reveals that she's getting ready to go on a date with Luke. In the middle of the day, apparently. Zana realizes that he needs to skedaddle, and Gabby makes a reference to checking out Luke "in the mattress department." Zana just stares at her, so Gabby slams the door in his face. Why does he like her again? Oh, that's right. Boobs.

Orson pays a visit to Alma and Gloria to "thank" them for the activities of the previous night. Alma happily tells him that it's too soon for her to take a pregnancy test. I have to think she might have trouble getting pregnant because she's (a) old and (b) got no body fat. Seriously, Alma freaks me out. I mean, even before I knew how bughouse crazy she is. Orson explains that their "little stunt" forced him to reveal all to Bree about what happened to Monique. He explains that the fear of discovery has always been hanging over his marriage with Bree, but now he's come clean, and he feels free. Alma looks worried and cries out that she could be carrying Orson's child. Orson doesn't care, proclaiming, "I'm sticking with Bree." Orson stomps out, and Gloria wonders why he has to make things difficult. And then she continues knitting baby booties. So...Orson went over there just to tell the people who have already proven they are not shy about committing crimes against his person that he's about to rat them out. That seems unwise.

Andrew mops the floor at the pizzeria, and Lynette tells him that it's not exactly "Bree Hodge clean." Andrew agrees that it's not, but that Lynette's disappointment reminds him very much of his mother. Lynette orders him to help her take out the trash. Out in the alley, Lynette finds Austin smoking a doob with the delivery guy. Andrew leans against the wall, hilariously amused. Austin confesses that he was only getting high because he's so upset that Julie dumped him. That might work on Edie, but it doesn't work on Lynette, and she fires Austin. Andrew snarks, "The floor's looking pretty clean right now, isn't it?" Lynette feints like she's going to hit him or something, and Andrew rushes back inside. I kind of want Lynette and Andrew to have a spinoff. But no stupid Tom or stupid kids.