Desperate Housewives
Desperate Housewives

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Kim: B | 540 USERS: B-
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Bree (or Bree's body double, since Marcia Cross was a jillion months pregnant with twins when filming these scenes) takes out the trash. She spots the ladder Orson left leaning against the house. When she looks up, she sees the bag of teeth hanging from a second-story window. So instead of just going inside the house and retrieving them, she decides to climb the ladder. Unfortunately, one of the rungs has been sawn in half, which you think Bree would have noticed when she climbed past it. She puts her foot on it, and it breaks, so Bree falls to the ground below. Andrew and Orson run outside, and Orson calls an ambulance. Andrew finds the bag of teeth and grabs it. But those aren't teeth in there! They're marbles! Andrew asks Orson what that's all about, and Orson looks genuinely surprised.

At the hospital, a nurse tells Andrew and Orson that Bree only suffered a slight concussion. Where is Danielle during all this? Andrew reveals that he overheard Bree and Orson talking, and that he thinks Orson might have engineered Bree's fall in order to "fix" his problem. Orson tries to explain, but Andrew says that there's a reason Bree threw him out last year, and that Orson has "never met Bad Andrew." If Orson hurts Bree, that will happen. Andrew walks up to the nurses and tells them not to let Orson in Bree's room alone. And the nurses are just like, "Sure thing, teenaged stepson. We won't let her husband in there."

Gabby finishes off (another?) bottle of wine alone. She busts Zana pretending to leave a gift at her doorstep, and he acts surprised that she's home. Gabby opens the present, which is a mug that reads "World's Greatest Friend." Gabby, drunk, is touched. Zana comes in and cuddles with Gabby while she relates that Luke dumped her because she's old. She wonders what she'll do when she's not pretty anymore, and Zana assures her that will never happen. Gabby decides to pass out in Zana's armpit. Does dude ever take off his cheesy leather jackets? Zana creepily pets Gabby's hair. It puts the lotion in the basket.

Desperate Housewives

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