CreePaul is out in front of his house, mowing his lawn right there in front of god, Bree, Gabby, and everyone. MAVO says some shit about weeds, and how hard they are to get rid of. Much like CreePaul! The two Wisteria ladies are talking to each other on the phone about the brazen sight that is CreePaul. They speculate about whether the police ought to be called, and are just about ready to call 911 when Susan's car rolls up. She gets out and yanks a great number of grocery bags out of the trunk -- more than, I'm guessing, someone of her diminished stature and muscle mass could handle with as much ease as she's experiencing, which makes the bags look very prop-y. Susan turns with her bags and gets her first eyeful of Creep. The bags, as is their destiny, go crashing to the sidewalk. A lone can rolls across the street, and CreePaul stops it with his foot. With menace in his eyes and maybe also in his heart, throat, penis, and shoes, CreePaul picks up the can and crosses the street. Susan launches her patented "stunned babble," and manages to ask him something along the lines of "Why are you here?" CreePaul tells her that this is his home and that he's come to find his son. He tries to hand her the pie filling (pie, don't tell me Skeletal Susan's eating...oh, I give up), but she freaks out and starts yelling, telling him to "put that pie filling down. Slowly!" CreePaul keeps talking to her calmly, but Susan scrambles for her purse, saying she's going to call 911. Gabby and Bree arrive, and stand protectively in front of Susan. Aw! The ladies tell CreePaul that they know what he did to Mrs. Huber, and that they've called the police. CreePaul: "I see you've all turned into Susan while I've been gone." Ha! The police arrive, along with half the neighborhood. The neighbors buzz and titter about how scary it is to have been living alongside a killer, and Edie proudly declares that she not only lived in CreePaul's midst: she made out with him, too. Susan spills the story about how CreePaul confessed to her boyfriend Mike that he's a murderer, and that her boyfriend Mike has Mrs. Huber's diary, which corroborates the whole story. CreePaul dismissively requests permission to get started with his raking. Susan, the policeman, and the rest of the neighborhood head over to Mike's.
Episode Report CardEvany: A- | 514 USERS: C+
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