Desperate Housewives

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Revenge is a Dish Best Not Served, Apparently

Creepy Dave continues driving Susan and MJ toward their demise. MJ asks for a juice box, but Susan says he just had one, and she doesn't want to have to stop ten times for him to go to the bathroom. MJ sighs, "I miss diapers." Everyone giggles, and Susan says, "The joys of being a parent." Creepy Dave says he remembers, and Susan asks what he means. He says he had a little girl and she died. Susan tells him she had no idea and is so sorry. He says it's okay, because he's learning to deal with it.

Mrs. McCluskey and Roberta are going into Creepy Dave's with the key Edie gave Mrs. McCluskey. (She only used it when she was out of milk or bread. Or cash.) Roberta heads straight for the liquor, which she'd like to get to the bottom of before doing any investigating. She finds Creepy Dave's briefcase full of pills (prescribed to David Dash) on the bar. The police knock on the front door; they want to talk to Dave. The ladies hide behind the counter, but another detective can see them through the side door, and asks them to open up.

Orson's coming down the outdoor stairs of Bree's office. A guy is waiting for him and asks if he's Orson. The guy starts choking Orson, and asks if he wants him to let go. Orson does. The guys says he let go, and now Orson needs to do the same. Orson doesn't know what he means, but the guy says he thinks he does. He says if Orson doesn't let go, he won't let go next time either.

Gaby brings Ana a laundry basket and asks if she'd like to know how to use the washer. She says the girls have chores too, which is how they teach them responsibility. She tells Ana that her curfew is 10 o'clock, 11 on weekends. Ana's like, "No problem." Gaby thinks the teenager thing isn't so bad. Ana asks what her other chores are and Gaby says she'd like her to sweep the front porch and clean the guest bathroom. Gaby finds a Versace dress in Ana's room and says it's great. Ana says it's all right, so Gaby tells her that if she lives under Gaby's roof, she will not disparage Versace. Ana's all, "The hell?" But Gaby says she was joking. Ana: "Okay. Funny." But without cracking a smile. Then Gaby notices a Vera Wang. She wonders where Ana's getting these dresses. They were gifts from boyfriends. Gaby asks how many she has, and Ana says not as many as before, since she had to make some cutbacks. Ana says they're college guys with rich parents. Gaby asks what she gives them in return. Ana says she just gives them the pleasure of her company. She says she doesn't have to do anything; they just have to think she might. Gaby asks how long she thinks that will last, and Ana says, "Till 10 o'clock. 11 on the weekends." Gaby doesn't crack a smile, so Ana says, "Just kidding. It was a joke." Gaby, still not smiling. "Oh. Funny."

Desperate Housewives

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