Edie and Creepy Dave are coming in from a bike ride, and Edie thinks they should go eat dinner at a fancy restaurant. He says she does like to live well, and she's all, "Why not?" She says that life is short (ooh, could this be foreshadowing her departure from the show?) and it mostly sucks, so you should live it up while you can. He says they can go anyplace she wants, so she suggests going away for the weekend to a five-star hotel with a great spa. He says he isn't sure, since he has a lot to do. But then she hears a distinct buzzing and starts to snoop around. He tells her that, on second thought, he'd love to go away this weekend. She should go book a hotel. When she leaves, he pulls out his briefcase full of prescriptions from Dr. Heller, and a cell phone that has a new voicemail. It's from Dr. Heller's receptionist calling to tell Dr. Heller she got his text, but people are starting to wonder what's going on. If he doesn't come back soon, she's going to have to tell people she doesn't know where he is. Uh-oh, Creepy Dave: You might be running out of time before someone finds you out.
His thoughts exactly, apparently, because he shows up in Mike's lawn and invites him and Katherine to go camping this weekend with him and Edie. Not exactly what Edie had in mind by five-star hotel with a spa, I'm thinking. Mike loves camping, but he isn't sure that Katherine wants to go. Creepy Dave says that Edie won't go if Katherine doesn't go, so Mike says he'll convince her since there's another woman going. Mike will dig his gear out tonight and thinks this will be fun. Creepy Dave says yeah, and then walks off looking sinister, saying, "This is gonna be fun." Here's the thing: That's just not who Creepy Dave is. He's a sad, mentally unstable guy wanting revenge, not some serial killer who thinks murder will be fun. At least that's what I think, but I guess I could still be very wrong about him.













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