Bree's cooking as Orson's on his computer laughing. He says, "Thunder McFadden! What a hoot!" If she is cooking for work, I think I can see why he doesn't make that much money, since he's on his computer reading forwards while she's slaving over a hot stove. She wants to know what he's doing, though, so he explains it's his porn name. You take the name of your childhood pet and the street you grew up on, and that's the name you use. His buddy, who sent him the e-mail, is Snoop Windermere. (I'm Sushi Melrose, by the way.) He asks who she would be, but she says she's preparing a buffet for 200, so doesn't have time to explore her career in the adult film industry. Exactly! No cost-of-living raise for lazy Orson. He tells her that's why people find her so rigid -- because she can never just let go and have fun. She says, "Coco Sagitawk," and asks if he's happy. He is, and starts to take off, when she realizes it could also be Munchy Cedarhurst or Taffy Swallow. He asks which one she'd save in a burning building if she could only save one, and she says it would be Munchy. She then explains that she was rambunctious and her father sent her to a farm where she could run free. Orson says this was fun, and leaves.
Scavo's is all of a sudden busy, and Lynette and Tom are working hard. Lynette asks Penny for two salads, but Penny's upset since Parker told her the only reason Lynette has her making salads is because it's a job for babies. Penny says she also can't find her Band-aid. So Lynette's going to make the salads and asks Penny to fill water glasses. Parker gives Lynette change for one of her tables. She tells him it's not enough change, but he knows. He's figured out that you can short people 1 percent, up to 3 if they're drinking. She tells him to make salads; she'll handle the register. But then she hears the twins arguing over a table. They both want it because there is a hot lady there. Lynette says she'll wait on that table. She puts them on cash register and busing tables. Tom calls Lynette over and points out how happy everyone is and how smoothly everything is running (riiiiiiiight). He says he won't say, "I told you so." He better not, or Lynette might just kill him.