Mike shows up at Susan's, because he was apparently summoned. She's annoyed Mike's using Katherine to raise their kid. Mike doesn't see what the big deal is since he has to work and Katherine has some free time. He says it's better for everyone, but Susan says it's not better for her, especially since she wasn't told about it. So he tells her that he has to work Friday, so Katherine will pick MJ up from school. Susan says no. Mike reminds her that he has custody on Fridays, but she reminds him that she agreed to custody so that MJ could spend time with his father. Mike asks if Susan has a problem with Katherine. Susan doesn't, of course, but she's not the one who took Susan to court to hammer out this agreement. If Mike would like, Susan will go back to court and the judge can explain the difference between Mike and his girlfriend. MJ comes in and asks if they're fighting. Susan says they're not; they're just trying to figure out what's best for MJ. Mike obviously is thinking what we all think: Susan is only thinking about she wants, not what's best for anyone -- MJ included.
Orson comes in as Bree's arranging flowers and blurts, "Andrew makes twice as much as me?!" Bree asks who told him that, and he says a little bird. Or a little dog named Munchy. She tells him he's shameful for asking the names of her pets that way. He thinks what she's paying Andrew is shameful. She says Andrew's been with her since she launched the company and he knows every aspect of the business and deserves what he's making. Orson says he's her husband, for crying out loud, and she says, "Yes, Orson, we're all perfectly aware of how you got the job." Ouch. Then he says he's more educated than any of them, since he went to grad school and is a dentist. She says he was a dentist, but now he's in the catering business, where he's paid fairly based on his expertise and contribution (such as: reading email while Bree cooks for 200). He says this isn't about money, but about value (um, what?! How can he pretend this isn't about money?), and he's saying he's worthless. She says, "No. I'm just saying you're worth less." Then she apologizes and says she's just being honest. He says that's fine, but since they're being honest, Munchy didn't go to a farm; that's what parents tell their kids when they've just had their pets gassed.
Maria shows up at Gaby's asking for advice on buying a golf club. Gaby assumes it's to beat the crap out of Brad, so she says a baseball bat would be cheaper. Maria's all, "Huh?" And Gaby tells her to go ahead and finish first. Maria's looking for a golf club as a gift for Brad, and she thought Carlos might be able to help her find out what kind of driver Brad wants. Gaby says they'd love to help out, and asks what the occasion is. There is no occasion; she just wants to thank him for being a wonderful husband. Gaby tells her not to spend too much, and suggests a card. Maria says her marriage counselor told them to get gifts for each other now and then to keep things spontaneous. Carlos walks in the house, in the next room, but Gaby and Maria don't see him. Gaby asks about the counseling, which it turns out Maria and Brad don't need anymore. Gaby asks if she's sure about that, and Carlos looks horrified in the next room. He calls Gaby to the front room, and then takes her to the front porch and asks why he'd repay Brad for the huge bonus by telling Maria they need marriage counseling. Gaby says she thinks they do. Carlos thinks they're a very happy couple, and Gaby asks who is: Brad and Maria or Brad and the blonde she saw him kissing. Carlos doesn't believe it at first, but quickly realizes it must be true. And then just as quickly realizes that he is getting a bonus based on blackmail. Gaby says, "You're welcome." He can't believe Gaby did this, but is glad she came to her senses and wants to go inside and tell Maria. Gaby says they can't do that, or they'd have to give the money back. He thinks it's their moral responsibility, but now she thinks it's none of their business. And we all know Gaby gets her way in everything, so obviously they don't tell Maria.