Doug and Renee make complimentary small talk about which one of them it is that everyone's staring at. Then Mrs. McCluskey and Lee find Gaby at the bar and Mrs. McC makes a nose joke. Gaby, with olives lined up so we know she's had more than a handful of martinis, tells them it's all crap. Lee tells her not to lie; that'll make it long again. They giggle and leave. The bartender tries to send a free bottle of champagne over to Doug Perry, so Gaby offers to deliver it. She staggers to their table, and tells him it's on the house and, oh, by the way, Renee slept with his lawyer. She staggers off, and Doug asks if that's true. She tries to explain, but he leaves. Just then, the emcee introduces Emma Graham, and Gaby "whoo"s loudly enough for Renee to notice, and take off into the kitchen with Gaby. This is the other view of where the episode began, as they scream at and insult each other in the kitchen. Gaby says her nose and Renee's marriage are both fake. Renee calls Gaby a boring housewife, and Gaby asks what you call a girl who sleeps with a guy for $8 million. This is the moment they start fighting and tumble out into the bar in their fight. Lee's thrown aside, Gaby's punched in the nose, etc.
The next day, Renee gets a call from Doug, asking to take her back, since they both slept with someone. He says that's what they both want, but she doesn't look so sure. Then, at Lynette's, she serves Allison a cup of coffee and apologizes for what she said about her husband. Allison appreciates that is sorry if she crossed some sort of line. She says it just felt so nice to feel useful again. Lynette says she is useful, and she really needs her when she goes back to work. Allison says the kitchen is her favorite room, where you get to cook and make your family happy. She just doesn't understand why Lynette would give that up to go to work. Lynette cries and says it's just who she is. Penny comes in and tells Lynette Paige is crying, so Lynette goes to feed her. She kisses Allison on the cheek on her way by. Allison asks Penny what her name is again, and Penny laughs that she's Penny. Allison asks if she lives there, and Penny looks concerned.













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