[Meta report: The kind of chardonnay you find at the bottom of the refrigerator, the remnant of some long-ago party? Doesn't actually taste so great. Ice cubes. I'm adding ice cubes.]

Down at the coma ward, Susan is shaving off Mike's round-the-clock shadow. So far, she's managed to nick him in four places. Of course. You know something, I think Teri Hatcher has gained some weight over the summer; she actually looks pretty good! That makes me very happy. A doctor comes in and reports that the results of Mike's latest MRI are unchanged. Susan brightly asks how soon it's going to be until the next MRI. The doctor kindly tries to temper her optimism, but she's convinced that he's coming back to her, and cites a coma patient in Peru who came back after ten years of unconsciousness; Mike's only been down six months.