Gabrielle is still -- or again? The writers don't care, so why should we? -- at Siesta King. She has fashioned a Please Do Not Talk to the Model sign out of cardboard and appears to be trying to take a nap. Blah blah blah, no one cares about this week's D storyline. All you need to know is that Gabrielle gets fired for having a bad attitude.

Lynette calls her insurance company to find out whether her policy covers juvenile fits of pique: "The egg was mine. Can I please speak to you supervisor?" Gay Matt comes inside and tells her he has something to show her. Inside the boys' playhouse are piles of clearly pilfered goods, including a purple wall clock. Lynette deadpans, "Pack your bags. We've moving."