So, Gabrielle, in the Who Cares? Plot of the Week, takes a job lying on a mattress at "Siesta King." I don't know why she's constantly surprised that she has to take these crappy jobs when she's getting booked for jobs in Nowheresville. The Siesta King himself tells her that she's there to "remind people there are a lot of fun things you can do on a Siesta King mattress that don't involve sleeping." He's talking about nailing hot models, if you were wondering. We smash into a montage of all the tragic cruelties Gabrielle has to put up with as a mattress model. They include being forced to lie next to a fat guy and being sandwiched between two bored-looking lesbians. Oh, my heart bleeds for you, Princess. It's so hard to be so pretty and unappreciated. Plus, there's probably a pea under that mattress.
Episode Report CardJessica: B- | 599 USERS: C+
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